With Kabali release hours away, Rajini jokes break the internet

With Kabali release hours away, Rajini jokes break the internet

Submitted by Rashmi on Wed, 2016-07-20 18:56 With the clock ticking away for the first day first show of Kabali, social media has been inundated with Thalaiva jokes, some new, some rehashed, and all as rib-tickling as ever. And it's time to recall some of them. If any of our readers have any more, contributions are welcome. Think what would have happened if Rajini had been born 150 years ago?British would have fought for Independance.---------Rajinikanth was shot today. Tomorrowis the bullet`s funeral!---------Rajinikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!---------Rajinikanth can draw a straight line with a compass---------Rajinikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!---------The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajinikanth`s signature!!!---------Rajinikanth has a statue of Madame Tussaud at his house!!---------Rajinikanth is the secret of Boost`senergy; and Complan is a Rajinikanth boy!---------Rajinikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, butEinstein died watching that, since Light came second!!---------Intel's new ad: "Rajinikanth Inside"---------When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.---------Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, Rajinikanth lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!---------The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!---------An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore, Rajinikanth stopped it in Mandya!---------Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!---------Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.---------Rajinikanth knows Choli Ke Peechhe Kya Hai!---------Rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!---------Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. Butguess what did he make in final? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer---------Wimbledon specialRoger Federer: I know everything about tennis. Ask me anything and I will answerRajinikanth: Kanna.. How many holes are there in the net ?---------Recently china''s airports were closed due to heavy fog. Later it was discovered that Rajinikanth was smoking in India!---------Rajinikanth did his KG from seven different places.Today those places are known as IITs!---------Government of india pays tax to Rajinikanth for living in India!---------Rajinikanth knows Victoria's Secret----------Definition of solar eclipse:When Rajinikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.---------Rajinikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world.Thus, Google was born.----------Best Rajini joke. Even Ghajini remembers Rajani.---------Why do earthquake occurs?Because at that time Rajinikanth's mobile is on vibration mode.---------Once Rajinikanth bunked a whole day in school.Since then that day is known as Sunday.--------The pyramids in Egypt are actually Rajinikanth's primary school craft projects.--------Breaking news:NASA does not exist anymore.Rajinikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration.--------Why did Rajini buy an acre of land with 4 wells on each corner?To play Carrom.--------Before Tom Cruise, Rajini was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting.--------